Devilish Wit Gifts

Universal's Sudoku.

'Relax. They hired me for my people skills.'

'What's he like in person? Actually, he's just like a lot of the other people I've met in this industry.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Meowlzebub

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Demonic Repossession.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Gas Bill

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Heaven and Hell

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

A Heated Argument

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

The lessor of two evils.

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Summer in Hell