Devilishly Vain Pillows

HellFie

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Mephistopheles

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Summer in Hell

The casual selfie

Devil cello

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

"Greed, anger, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, gluttony and sloth showed losses."

Hell's Smoking Section

Law book with a devil's tail bookmark.

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

Universal's Sudoku.

'Look, I know this show is terrible and you know it's terrible. Now, shut up so we watch it.'

BREAK TIME!

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.