Devilishly Inclined Pillows

"Hello, is this 999?"

Fiends Reunited.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Mephistopheles

Devilled Eggs

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

'T.S.I.F.'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Marathon in Hell.

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

Law book with a devil's tail bookmark.

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

Cat/devil...

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

'WOOSH!' 'Ok, who set off the sprinkler?'

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

"Sorry, my bad."

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

'It's been difficult, but I think I've finally accepted the fact that, try as I might, I just can't make EVERYONE miserable!'

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

Demon with his tail caught in the holy book of an unaware monk

HellFie

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

"It doesn't pay to jump up and down with rage, up here."

Came by to save your soul, but you weren't home. Have fun in hell - Bridget, born-again Christian.

The Devil's most devilish when he;s respectable.