Devilishly Inclined Gifts

"Hello, is this 999?"

Fiends Reunited.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Mephistopheles

Devilled Eggs

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

'T.S.I.F.'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Marathon in Hell.

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

Law book with a devil's tail bookmark.

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

'WOOSH!' 'Ok, who set off the sprinkler?'

'It's been difficult, but I think I've finally accepted the fact that, try as I might, I just can't make EVERYONE miserable!'

Cat/devil...

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

"Sorry, my bad."

HellFie

The Devil's Fallen Angel Collection

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

The record shop in biker hell - "Remember to choose something you'll be happy listening to for all of eternity!"

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

Demon with his tail caught in the holy book of an unaware monk

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

'Hotcakes are my favorite!'

"It doesn't pay to jump up and down with rage, up here."