Devilishly Curious Gifts

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

Mephistopheles

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Hellbillies.

Bat out of Hell

Devilled Eggs

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Gas Bill

Heaven and Hell

'T.S.I.F.'

"So much for eternal rest."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Theory of Gravity

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

A Heated Argument

Swelling

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

The lessor of two evils.

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

Devil cello

Golfer's Hell.

Summer in Hell

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'