Divine Curious Gifts

"No way, you guys are angels? I have a GREAT idea for a miracle."

Hair Crop Circle

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

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'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Mephistopheles

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Hog Futures

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Jesus wept

You are everywhere.

Religious toilets.

"And God called the light day."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"