Occult Curious Gifts

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Paranormal A-Z...

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Hair Crop Circle

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Then what happened?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Plasma Ball

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Ill next Thursday

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Amateur Palmist

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'