Otherworldly Curiosity Gifts

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Hair Crop Circle

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Mephistopheles

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Hog Futures

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

'Go to Hell'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Flytrap nerd.

"What the hell was in that?!"

'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

UFO with flying saucer

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"Ah! Professor Hawking, just the chap. I'm having problems with Black Holes and Dark Matter and I'm wondering if you can help?"

'It's 300 million light years from Earth but it could be the answer to our energy needs.'

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

"No way, you guys are angels? I have a GREAT idea for a miracle."

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

Mutual Fascination

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

Killer whale jumping out of a fish bowl.