Otherworldly Curiosity Pillows

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Hair Crop Circle

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Mephistopheles

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Hog Futures

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

'Go to Hell'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Flytrap nerd.

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"What the hell was in that?!"

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

UFO with flying saucer

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

"Ah! Professor Hawking, just the chap. I'm having problems with Black Holes and Dark Matter and I'm wondering if you can help?"

'It's 300 million light years from Earth but it could be the answer to our energy needs.'

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"No way, you guys are angels? I have a GREAT idea for a miracle."

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

Killer whale jumping out of a fish bowl.

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

Mutual Fascination

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

"Mum, what does 'precocious' mean?"