Divine Curious Pillows

"No way, you guys are angels? I have a GREAT idea for a miracle."

Hair Crop Circle

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Mephistopheles

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

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Hog Futures

Jesus wept

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

You are everywhere.

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Religious toilets.

"And God called the light day."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

Bible Study - Today's Lesson Adam & Eve