Veterinary Practices Gifts

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'Where's my glove?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Lactose Intolerant

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Haute Suture

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Fill it up!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'