Veterinary Practices T-Shirts

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'Where's my glove?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Lactose Intolerant

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Haute Suture

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Fill it up!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Cat Scan

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'