Vet-waiting-room Wizards Gifts

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'He wants a second opinion.'

Medical Center.

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'It's a salesman selling seven year old magazines for your waiting room.'

"The health care provider will see you now."

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

"So... that's how lawyers get away with it."

Urologist waiting room surprise.

'No, I'm not here to see the doctor-just the magazines.'

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

'Tell the doctor when we lose our patience he's going to lose his.'

'We don't have a treadmill, so the stress test here is waiting two hours to see a doctor.'

"My age is 55 but when I came in I was still 54..."

'Don't worry - it won't affect our health care.'

"Guess which one's here for the hemorrhoid treatment."

"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."

"No, I'm not here to see the doctor- just the magazines."

Dr. Kessler will be with you shortly. Please water the plants and have a seat.

'Forget the king's horses and all the king's men - call a vet!'

Please don't feed the fish.

Man applying superglue to his toupee before driving in his convertible.