Vet-waiting-room Wizards Mugs

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'He wants a second opinion.'

Medical Center.

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Spock visits the Orthopedics

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"The health care provider will see you now."

'It's a salesman selling seven year old magazines for your waiting room.'

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

Urologist waiting room surprise.

"So... that's how lawyers get away with it."

'No, I'm not here to see the doctor-just the magazines.'

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

'Don't worry - it won't affect our health care.'

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

"My age is 55 but when I came in I was still 54..."

'We don't have a treadmill, so the stress test here is waiting two hours to see a doctor.'

'Tell the doctor when we lose our patience he's going to lose his.'

"Guess which one's here for the hemorrhoid treatment."

"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."

"No, I'm not here to see the doctor- just the magazines."

Dr. Kessler will be with you shortly. Please water the plants and have a seat.

'Forget the king's horses and all the king's men - call a vet!'

Please don't feed the fish.