Vet Care Warrior Gifts

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Foster failure

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Vaccinating Death

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Covid Shield

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Coronavirus world

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Who's next?'

Conspiracy Cat

"I am absolutely unable to pill my cat."

'He wants a second opinion.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."