Personal Care Warrior Gifts

The Ingrown Hair in the Stone

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'What are you eating now?'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Burnout Syndrome...

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.