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I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Foster failure

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Vaccinating Death

Covid Shield

Coronavirus world

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Conspiracy Cat

'Who's next?'

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

'He wants a second opinion.'

"I am absolutely unable to pill my cat."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"