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'You've GOT to stop worrying about your patients, Doc!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

Foster failure

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Burnout Syndrome...

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'What are you eating now?'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'