Verbal Duff Champ Gifts

'I learned a new word today!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Thesaurus Company

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

Bookworm group

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Cockfight of words

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Quick Crossword.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

Sharp Tongue.

"Once again, the answer is no."

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

' Pol Meeting'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

You ought to be in the funny papers, counselor. That was yet another hilarious objection. Overruled, of course.

"OMG! I'm lost for words!"

Things get heated at the outing.

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

Wordplay: Trash