Venting Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

It can be theraputic to make a list of everyone and everything that makes you angry.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Building Sandcastles.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Ladies by the seaside

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Whine and cheezed party."

1930's Lady.

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'