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'The custodian is venting again.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

Chilly baby.

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

You will always find a spot to garden

Fumes from furniture

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Air Pollution Threat

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Elephant seeking fresh air

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Going up?'

Clean air.

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious