Ventilation Advocate T-Shirts

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

North Pole

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Polluted geese

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Vlad the Inhaler

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Prostate: 51st State

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Vaccines vs Variants

Regardless children just want to fit in.