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"Just as he was starting to see things from my point of view he was declared mentally incompetent."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

2021

Polly txt speak

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"His first out-of-body experience."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'