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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Honest Vending

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Vegetable Cook

"Whine and cheezed party."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Cooking with Pierre

Show and Tell.

'Coleridge'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

The Authentic Christmas.

Poetry repairman