Veneer Of Fine Art T-Shirts

Fine artist has methodically lowered the price of his art.

The Art Student.

Great Chinese Dynasties

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Monet in the '90s.

The drinker.

The drinker.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Painter's Duel.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

How Art Works.

Landscape Artists

J. M. W. Turner

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Masterpiece?

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Executive MFA

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

The Rape of Europa

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"He overreacts to everything!"

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'