Veggie Virtue Gifts

"What's today's special?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Is this still America?'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Vegetable Cook

Veggie Hall of Fame.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Planting veggies

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Cooking with Pierre

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Show and Tell.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

It's the biofuel generation.

The Authentic Christmas.

You will always find a spot to garden