Veggie Virtue Gifts

"What's today's special?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Is this still America?'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetable Cook

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Cooking with Pierre

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Show and Tell.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

It's the biofuel generation.

The Authentic Christmas.

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

You will always find a spot to garden