Veggie Virtuoso Gifts

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Eat these vegetables, listen to some Brahms, and build a shed.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"...and our show 'Cooking with fresh ingredients' has been moved to next week."

Planting veggies

Grocery Shopping.

Potato Surgeon: 'Peeler' - A Potato Surgeon is asking his Nurse for a Potato peeler to start off his operation.

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Show and Tell.

'Gee - More Zucchini?'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I thought St. Patrick's Day was about the wearin' of the green.'

'Your little buddy here decided we should grow some bones to go with our mixed veggies.'

Fred walks into a salad bar on the wrong side of the tracks.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

It's the biofuel generation.

A salad bar.

'The queen loves crinkle cut veggies.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

"For me, the vegetarian."

Vegetable Cook

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"You should be ashamed of yourself. Growing your own instead of supporting your local, massive, out-of-town hypermarket."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Mange tout or man get out

Vegetarian Party

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."