Veggie Valedictorians Gifts

Esteemed Vegetables

Prize vegetables.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

“Children hate me.”

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

The vegan hunter

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

The great zucchinis

It's Darth Tater!

'Lettuce pray!'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Go Veggie...

"Thanks for tuning in to our podcast."

Veggie Princess

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'I feel rootless.'

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!