Veggie Disguiser Gifts

"That's cheese sauce, or as mom likes to call it...'Broccoli Helper.'"

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

The great zucchinis

'You wish, Timmy.'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Still life?

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Judas Iscariot mistakenly thinks the last supper is dinner theater.

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.