Veggie Conjuror Gifts

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

The great zucchinis

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

It's Darth Tater!

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Thanks for tuning in to our podcast."

'I feel rootless.'

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

Giant Leek

'So we're doing a tummy tuck on the aubergine, and an eye-lift on the potato.'

'That's my trick knee.'