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Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

The great zucchinis

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'I feel rootless.'

"Thanks for tuning in to our podcast."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'So we're doing a tummy tuck on the aubergine, and an eye-lift on the potato.'

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.