Vegan Magic Maker Gifts

"This batch of Witch's Brew is vegan. The eye of newt and toe of frog are plant-based."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VII

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

Vegan Voldemort

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

Protesting Asparagus

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

'Cashier' 'Cashier' 'Miracle worker'

"Gingerbread? What gingerbread?"