Magic Maker Gifts

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

"You make wishes using pennies? No wonder nuthin' happens."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Young Frankenstein"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Juggler and Illusionist

The Frankenstein snowman.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

Happy Halloween!

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Schrödinger's cat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VII

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'Can you make this one disappear?'

"Why didn't you tell me the competition was making monsters with 3-D printers at less that half the cost?"

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Spooky Chemistry.

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."