Vegan Coder Gifts

Organic Software by Free Ranging Programmers

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Give quiche a chance!

Hardware and software

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Microwave confusion.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Your life is in great danger...

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"