Veg-friendly Gifts

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Two vegans, please."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Recycling bottle bank.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

The Authentic Christmas.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"Here are all of my dependents."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."