Varnishing Gifts

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Who's the new guy?'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Pest Control

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Niche Extracurriculars

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Wine: New & Old!!!

'I brew it myself.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

The Bronze Age of Television

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Wine: New and Old.

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

You can never over garnish!

Super glue hoovering