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"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

'This is your last chance! 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall...'.'

'I've told him but he won't listen...Too much Botox!'

"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Do you ever think you might be overdoing the whole moisturiser thing?"

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."

"Selfies, selfies for my profile wall, but which is the fairest of them all?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I warned him about sucking in his stomach so much."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'Cheer up! A few nips and tucks and you'll be good as new.'

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'

"This isn't a mustache. It's nose hair."

Man replaces a bust with one of himself.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Everybody knows you dye your hair, Tom."

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Hair spray"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

TV-Mirror.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)