Modern Vanity Explorer T-Shirts

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

The Vineyard

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"It's post-gingerbread."

TV-Mirror.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Vanity artist

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Gadget freak.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."