Vanilla Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Scarpia from Tosca

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Fossil record player.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Typewriters and Laptops.