Vanilla Enthusiast Prints

"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Ice Cream Surgeon

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Scarpia from Tosca

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Fossil record player.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

1930's Lady.

Typewriters and Laptops.