Vanilla Devotee Prints

Ice Cream Surgeon

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Today's special... donuts.

Join me in a Martini?

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Happy Hour

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Scot holding a heart.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

IT security.

Happy Violinist

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"You complete me."

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

"I can see right through him!"

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."