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The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding

"States of tofu"

"Do me next."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

My Dream Valentine

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Gene Therapy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Nouveau wine

Perfect Match

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Your start-up team

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

The Music Lover.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Good luck with your video interview.