Values Promoter Gifts

"Apathy, mediocrity, flatulence!"

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Things are looking up!"

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Try not to worry.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Make love not war

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

No negative attitude anytime.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

Always look on the bright side.

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

The power of positive thinking is born, followed immediately by the birth of the politely bemused, cynical retort.