Values Promoter Pillows

"Apathy, mediocrity, flatulence!"

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Things are looking up!"

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

How Optimism Works

'How do I get people to visit my...'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Try not to worry.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

Make love not war

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

Always look on the bright side.

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

No negative attitude anytime.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'