Values Champion Pillows

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Prize vegetables.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

What Does God Know?

Same Sex Wedding

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Women's Day is Every Day

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"It's important to be authentic"

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."

"Hop in, honey. I’m an evangelical conservative, and a good kisser."

"Apathy, mediocrity, flatulence!"

"Yes, dear - now that gay marriage is banned - this wonderful institution of marriage is safe!"

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

'Much cheaper than charity shops!'

Boy Scout: 'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Ideology Test

To get customer service please scream loudly 'Dear God is there no one there, what do I have to do to get serviced...I'm going to take my money somewhere else...'

Womens March

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

Gay Marriage

Radical feminism?

"I just can't hide my feelings any more...for years I've buried them, been too scared of peoples reactions. I can't lie any more, people have to know the real me."

"I'm willing to die for your right to..."

Didn't that fancy business college I sent you to teach you anything dishonest?

"If you work hard, get a good education and live life with dignity...you control your destiny! But first you have to take out the trash."

"Remember that robin I brought along last time and explained the comparison to your bill?"

"For your speech - you want the old core values or the new ones?"

"I've wasted valuable hours of my life comparing the comparison sites and comparing each site for comparison. . . and I've forgotten what I was comparing in the first place!!!"

Taking the high ground with your ethics