Valentine's Day Dinner Gifts

"They know me here, so please don't let on that you're my wife."

'I sent out for everything.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

Ten out of ten for effort...

"And how would you like your steak?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'