Valentine's Day Dinner T-Shirts

"They know me here, so please don't let on that you're my wife."

'I sent out for everything.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Romantic Frogs

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."