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"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

Ten out of ten for effort...

You made me love you.

"And how would you like your steak?"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'I'm huggable!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'A table for two?'

"Any requests?"

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'