Valentine's Day Dining T-Shirts

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

You made me love you.

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I'm huggable!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'A table for two?'

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"Any requests?"