Valentine's Day Preparation Gifts

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Playing Fetch.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Life is for the birds.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."