Vacationing Scribe Gifts

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Business Vacation.

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

John takes a personivacation.

A writer goes sailing.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'What luck!'

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

"So... how was Disneyland?"

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

"Mr De Winter, please! How am I supposed to portrait you if you keep doing this?"

Writing a letter

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

Which useless activity are you doing on your electronic pacifier right now? My what? Your electronic pacifier. Your soother. Your binky. My iPhone is not a "binky". It's an indispensable tool, essential to keeping the busy, modern life running like a well-oiled machine. You can't stand to experience a single moment devoid of activity. Solitude makes you agitated, lonely, bored or insecure. Anytime you feel bad, you reach for your phone. It's your binky. My Twitter followers agree with me that yo

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

Ibiza Reunion - "Remember us? The Patersons?"